Bars

Food and Drinks 

KING’S COURT: THIS BAR APP IS HERE TO HELP YOU GET LAID. MAYBE.

DOC_BarKing(ImaraChew)

“At the end of the day the app was built with the idea in mind that different people would use it to assess a scene before even walking through the door, be it for the crowd, or potential dates,” says Shea. “We wanted to facilitate the in-bar dynamic, instead of recreate it.” Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

LAST CALL WITH BAR HAVOC

go home

Last call means 15 minutes. If you order seven Jagerbombs and 15 beers and learn you can’t consume all that in 15 minutes, that’s your problem. It doesn’t mean you stay past 2am. Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: THEY’RE HERE…

college

As the lights finally came up at 2am, the drunk mob slithered out all at once, girls stumbling in their heels, clinging to one another for giggling support as guys high-fived behind them. I was sticky as molasses and gasping for breath. Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC’S BACK TO SCHOOL BAR COMMANDMENTS

moses

Sure, summers are crazy here, but there is nothing like the last week of August and the first few weeks of September. With their fake ID’s in hand and a glint in their eye, these children will do anything to get past the bouncers to consume as many Jager-bombs as possible. Continue reading

Food and Drinks Opinion 

BAR HAVOC: SURVIVING THE FALL

fireball

With the windows open, the cool, almost autumn breeze flows in. I’ve been bringing a light jacket out with me at night for those cool evenings when the heat produced from a slug of Fireball Whisky isn’t enough. Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: STAGE 5 CLINGER

stage-five-clinger

The girl, confused and in a bind, told me: “He never came back. I waited and waited, and I even had him paged to come back to the front of the store, but he never came back. What if he thinks I was kidnapped?” Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: TINDER LOVE

tinder

We met at a bar (where it took three shots of Fireball Whiskey to calm me down before he even arrived.) He walked in and I wanted to laugh. He was so much shorter than I imagined, but still, really cute. We got along well and I loved that he didn’t know anything about me. I wasn’t Mike’s ex, or Dave’s ex, or a wrestler, or a bartender. Just a stranger. Continue reading

LULZ Opinion 

BAR HAVOC: WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP

growingoldbeinggrown

When did we go from carefree children to grown children with a lot of serious responsibility? Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: BUSTED

php03ygdJPM

There’s one rule we behind the bar want you to remember when visiting us: don’t act like an asshole. Continue reading