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BAR HAVOC: THE 5 PAINS OF CHRISTMAS

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“I don’t know what’s in eggnog, but I know that five mug-fulls is too many mug-fulls.” Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: WHAT IS PAST IS PROLOGUE

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Thanks a lot Facebook. I needed my past thrown in my face every freaking day. Get over it already! Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: FIVE THINGS I LEARNED THIS SUMMER

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2. Never underestimate your own strength when it involves carrying a drunk dude up a flight of stairs. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: PARTY BUS STOCK 2013: THE AFTERMATH

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“I slept for one hour, have been at an outdoor event for work since 6 a.m.; I’m sweating straight Grand Marnier and the sound of children’s laughter sounds like nails on a chalkboard mixed with shame.” Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: NOT SO DUMB BLONDE

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I woke up one morning about a few years ago after a breakup with a new idea in my head. Blonde. Continue reading

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