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NAMES, FACES & NUTCASES: 2012 EDITION

Posted on December 21, 2012 by CHRIS CARPENTER

Whew! 2012 was a wild one, amiright? Drake threw some litter at Chris Brown’s face. Nicki Minaj pistol-whipped Mariah Carey’s knockers. Lindsay Lohan stole some jewelry from Claire’s and punched a street person. Continue reading →

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BEYONCE GIVES BIRTH … 2 A DIVA

Posted on January 10, 2012 by CHRIS CARPENTER

Hey, did you hear the news? Beyoncé and Jay-Z reproduced over the weekend! They birthed a baby girl. Beyoncé did most of the work – because she has a vagina and stuff. They named their young lass Blue Ivy – not to be mistaken with the more popular baby name, Turquoise Shrubbery. Continue reading →