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MEDIA FARM: FAKED OUT

Posted on March 26, 2013 by DAN SCHNEIDER
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It turns out that daily communist rags have the same level of journalistic prudence as our own news outlets here in the States. Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 15, ISSUE 2

Posted on January 8, 2013 by J. PAT
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Roger Mundell of Brookfield was attacked by a bobcat in his own f-cking garage for no godd-mn reason because apparently bullsh-t like this happens now even though this the 21st century Jesus Christ. Mundell escaped with minor injuries, but still, what the f-ck. MINUS 3 Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 14, ISSUE 47

Posted on November 20, 2012 by SEAN CLANCY
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Prosecutors have asked that the defense for Whitey Bulger supply evidence of the supposed FBI “immunity” granted to the alleged mob boss. “Councilor,” said one attorney for the accused, “You may find The Departed on Netflix or your nearest Red Box.” MINUS 1 Continue reading →

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MEDIA FARM: TLD; DIDN’T PAY

Posted on June 27, 2012 by MEDIA FARM
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In case anyone had stopped wondering why The Boston Globe shouldn’t be trusted with large sums of cash, guess who turned out to be the only American newspaper to apply for a Top Level Domain Name (TLD). Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 14, ISSUE 16

Posted on April 18, 2012 by SEAN CLANCY
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Vice President Joe Biden visited Exeter, New Hampshire on Thursday. Biden criticized de facto GOP nominee Mitt Romney, and endeared himself to locals with similar barbs aimed at “He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” PLUS 3 Continue reading →

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MEDIA FARM: SEX AND DEATH AND TAXES

Posted on April 11, 2012 by MEDIA FARM
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Downey’s palpable loathing for the meatsacks squandering their precious little lives reads like a sociopath’s diary. One can imagine the audible aneurysm when one of his grandkids tried to explain Angry Birds. Meanwhile, LOLCATZ + SPORTZ PHOTOS!!!1 Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 14, ISSUE 7

Posted on February 15, 2012 by SEAN CLANCY
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Now we’re not so sure how good Obama’s waiving of the No Child Left Behind requirements in Mass is… considering if they’re left behind, they might get malled by the SUPER TERRIFYING ROBOT DOG BOSTON DYNAMICS JUST GAVE LIFE TO. “I’m referring to God, by the way” <--- best quote this week, Cardinal Sean O'Malley. Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 14, ISSUE 1

Posted on January 4, 2012 by SEAN CLANCY
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An off-duty state trooper accidentally shot and wounded a 66 year-old woman while hunting in southeast Massachusetts on Sunday. On the bright side, the trooper’s joke about 66 year-old women not being in season frickin’ killed!!! Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 13, ISSUE 51

Posted on December 22, 2011 by TOM NELSON
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Have a very merry Creepy-Romney-Christmas… Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 13, ISSUE 50

Posted on December 14, 2011 by SEAN CLANCY
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Gas prices in the state dropped for the fourth straight week, down one cent from last week’s. In response, Governor Deval Patrick dusted off his shoulder and declared the recession “totally over forever.” WIN! Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 13, ISSUE 48

Posted on November 30, 2011 by SEAN CLANCY

Stabbing at Dewey … a MA man stripping naked and standing on top of a record player on a highway median after allegedly causing a three-car accident on Interstate 78 … and Barney Frank … metaphorically speaking. Figure it out. Continue reading →

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 13, ISSUE 47

Posted on November 23, 2011 by SEAN CLANCY
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“Gamblers should try doubling-up on Jesus.” … “Bingo fundraiser tonight.” Continue reading →

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