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TOUCH THE WONDER: BEST DRIVER’S LICENSE PIC EVER

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The state of Massachusetts took the world greatest Driver’s License from me. The folks at the RMV are callow and weak minded monsters and I will never forgive them. Let us all bask in the perfection of my Arizona ID one last time. Grieve with me, come play my game and I’ll test you. Wonderlings unite! Continue reading

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TROLLEY TROLLOP: KEEP CALM AND CONFORM

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Everyone should travel to a foreign country at least once. Just be prepared to crap your pants. Continue reading

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THE TROLLEY TROLLOP: HIGHWAY TO HELL

“It’s amazing what 14 hours of driving and two massive traffic jams on I-84 East will do to a person. By the time I got off the Mass Pike, I was tired, angry and more than a little homicidal, with little regard for my life, let alone for those of the drivers surrounding me. … In short, I was in the perfect frame of mind to drive in Boston for the first time.”
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OH, CRUEL WORLD!: VOLUME 13, ISSUE 37

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To the rageful yet sanctimonious schizophrenic who calls people with legitimate concerns about bicyclists on Boston’s streets D-Bags… Continue reading