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TROLLEY TROLLOP: HAVING DADDY ISSUES WITH FATHER WINTER

Posted on February 1, 2013 by APRILL BRANDON
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You’re a deadbeat season, winter. And now I’m going to dye my hair purple and start dating some tattooed, Harley-riding caveman to get back at you. Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: THE “RIGHT WAY” TO BREAK-UP

Posted on January 24, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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My efforts earned me zero recognition from the scientific community, mind you, although the girl at the local Target took to calling me “that weirdo with a thing for pubes.” Continue reading →

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