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YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS: WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT

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What do you do when your dream self gets it on with the wrong person…like your boss? And what’s the best way to break up with someone you’ve never really dated? Continue reading

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TROLLEY TROLLOP: HAVING DADDY ISSUES WITH FATHER WINTER

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You’re a deadbeat season, winter. And now I’m going to dye my hair purple and start dating some tattooed, Harley-riding caveman to get back at you. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: THE “RIGHT WAY” TO BREAK-UP

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My efforts earned me zero recognition from the scientific community, mind you, although the girl at the local Target took to calling me “that weirdo with a thing for pubes.” Continue reading