Charles Bramesco

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#WWWTF: WE FOUND THE WORST WEBSITE IN EXISTENCE

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I’m sorry that you’ve got issues with your parents or all the pretty girls in high school didn’t want to touch your penis or whatever, but that’s no excuse for a steady output of problematic hate in the guise of thought pieces. Continue reading

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#TBT: JOAN RIVERS VS. GWAR

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If you’ve got a pair of intergalactic hell monsters addressing you by your formal title, you’re doing something right. Continue reading

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#WWWTF: THANK YOU BASS DOGS

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Every metal show has lacked the certain je ne sais quoi that accompanies cute dogs, until today. Continue reading

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INTERNET THING: THE NINETIES BUTTON

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David Hasselhoff is running in slow motion across the beach of your dreary workday to save you! Continue reading

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#TBT: YOUR GOTH PHASE

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They hate the scenesters, they hate their teachers, they hate their moms, they hate each other, they hate themselves, and most of all, they hate the therapists that their parents may have sent them to after the discovery of their poetry journals. Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: NEVERWET IS MOTHERF-CKING MAGIC

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You know that thing where it can get real hot outside and if you’re wearing form-fitting shorts, your scrotum will get all stuck to the side of your inner thigh? IT ENDS TODAY. Continue reading

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#TBT: LIDSVILLE WAS THE C-C-CRAZIEST, GOOD GOD

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Both Kroffts most likely ingested a lavish smorgasbord of psychotropic substances during the conception and production of this program Continue reading

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#WWWTF: MAXIPADS WILL TAKE BLOOD, BUT NOT SH*T FROM HATERS

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After having seen commercials for boner pills, Richard Neill assumes that ‘erectile dysfunction’ is a euphemism for ‘you f-cked up your sailing trip.’ Continue reading