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BIG DIGITS TOUR DIARY: DAY 12 & 13

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my brie burger was pretty awesome. the waitress phoning in a french experience, not so much. Continue reading

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CHRISTMAS DINNER @ BEACON HILL BISTRO

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Let us guess: that whole plan of yours to ruin Christmas for those hairy humanoids living at the base of your mountain lair didn’t quite go by the numbers, and now you find yourself saddled with a heart about three sizes larger than it was this morning. It happens. That said, having to lug around a grapefruit in your chest can really work up an appetite, and there’s only so much roast beast you can choke down before it all starts to taste like gravy-soaked pine chips. Fortunately, the Beacon Hill Bistro is offering up their special Christmas dinner, so you can dump the Who-pudding and pick up the duck. [25 Charles St., Boston. 617.723.7575. beaconhillhotel.com]

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CHRISTMAS DINNER @ YOUR HOUSE

Your mother isn’t trying to make you angry, she just wishes you would apply yourself more. She thinks it’s great that you’re making a living (though it wouldn’t kill you to find a nicer place), but do you really want to be a waitress all your life? Barista, whatever. Point is, you’re not getting any younger. Your cousin—let me finish, let me finish—your cousin Harold just got accepted—please let me finish—into a very prestigious small claims law program over at Ohio Polytechnic, and maybe it just might be something to think about. Some of those art school credits might even transfer… Another beer? [Your Dinner Table, Umbilical Noose Ln. first glass of wine to what seems like forever/dignity]