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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 3/9/11

Posted on March 10, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form:
  • Big downs to the Eagles. Seriously, fuck the Eagles.
  • David decides to run through the catchiest possible crap that he can think of. It’s about as bad as you’d think.
  • “Who was the other guy on Coach? The grumpy assistant coach?” “I don’t think you’re allowed to know anybody on Coach other than Craig T. Nelson.”
  • “Oh, Harry Anderson. You crazy magic judge.”
  • “I always thought that was eaten by rats.” “Nah, it was a rabbit.”
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 2/25/11

Posted on February 25, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form:
  • Here’s a story that has absolutely nothing to do with anything at that may have happened.
  • Biggest possible ups to Lemmy.
  • Jpat’s experiences a rare moment of clarity wherein he honestly addresses his drinking. This is instantly derailed when we he discovers that  he is the least hungover member of edit.
  • “What’s your favorite horn? Isn’t that a woodwind?”
  • “Somebody just committed suicide over the price of a can of peas.” Sales!
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 2/16/11

Posted on February 17, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form:
  • “It’s always smooth sailing in the OCEAN OF HUMAN SLAVES”
  • Someone’s whistling this.
  • The Lubie wars continue to escalate, with massive casualties to productivity on both sides.
  • Despite having both Blueberry Muffins and Jim’s Bernese Mountain Dog in the office, this did not happen, sadly.
  • Monday’s President’s Day holiday forces us to work twice as hard to meet a drastically shortened deadline. We’re pretty sure that’s not how Holidays are supposed to work.
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 2/14/11

Posted on February 15, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s day, in snippet form:
  • “You trying going to anaphylactic, jackass!”
  • The Grammys are discussed in great detail, this being a music magazine and all. Thoughts: Bob Dylan is old, Cee Lo killed it, and who the fuck are The Suburbs?
  • “Maybe that egg that Lady Gaga came out of was supposed to be the one laid by Bjork.”
  • “Those are … those are certainly naked girls reading. That is what it is.”
  • Jeff gives us all candy for Valentine’s Day. Feelings are hurt when both David and Jpat receive the same Mr. Potato head card.
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 2/9/11

Posted on February 10, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form:
  • “Did you throw a lubbie at me?”
  • “Guys. Terrible news. Chris Cornell is sold out.”
  • Creed Day is declared! Self-consciously terrible hijinks abound, until Scott Murry ruins it by mentioning that whole Jesus thing.
  • The Brookline TAB picks up on Edit’s tweet about interns plying coffee, declares us “bourgeois.” Our feelings aren’t hurt a whist.
  • On a completely unrelated note, fruit theft and Jaguar-based admonishments are reportedly on the rise over in Muddy River.
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 2/9/11

Posted on February 9, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form:
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 2/8/11

Posted on February 8, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form:
  • Edit is divided on the subject of the Super Bowl Half-Time Show. Hil hated it on account of all that sucking, Jpat loved it on account of all that sucking. The rest of the world, however, was pretty fucking clear.
  • The Demons Voice makes its triumphant return. “OOOLLLDDD PPPEEEOOOPPPLLLEEE”
  • Creepy ups to Amy Diamond.
  • Sales! said a lot of things. We’re … we’re not telling you what they were.
  • Beer … meeting … beating? Seems appropriate.
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 2/3/11

Posted on February 4, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form:
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 2/2/11

Posted on February 3, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day in snippet form:
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 1/31/11

Posted on February 1, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form:
  • The office gets a video camera. This will end in arrests.
  • Big ups to Colon Flow.
  • Pat is referenced at least once. We have a quota.
  • This causes a fight.
  • Which is waged with these.
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 1/27/11

Posted on January 28, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s (yester)day, in snippet form
  • “HOLY SHIT! DONUTS AND COFFEE!” Sales!
  • Big ups to Fred the Baker.
  • Tak’s kinder is in the office on a snow day, so a strict “innocent-ears” policy is in effect in regards to blue language. Which is, in retrospect, is total farting bullshoot.
  • Books are judged by their covers.
  • “You’re a lot soberer than the last time I saw you!” “Everyone … everyone always says that to me.”
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DODGING A BULLETPOINT: 1/26/11

Posted on January 26, 2011 by J. PAT
The Dig’s day, in snippet form-
  • Our toilet’s been fixed. So that’s good.
  • Big ups to Stuart Street Playhouse.
  • Great Dig Ideas: The Too Stoned To Remember Film Series: The Last Thirty Minutes of Cult Classics
  • Horny Computer Month has been declared. Beware!
  • In a nutshell? Played with puppies, ate falafel. Dig life.
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