Fox is looking to reboot The Fantastic Four, but before that happens we need to look at what they fucked up the first time.
Complimentary food from the Phoenix Landing’s delicious brand new menu and the heated dance floor you look forward to every Thursday night (for almost 14 years!), courtesy of residents Crook, Lenore, Fox, and Bonk. Continue reading
An MIT researcher has managed to create a single computer chip with 100 processors, affirming that science hasn’t given up on engendering a terrible future war between humans and kill-bots with hyper-processing. Perhaps if Billy Cundiff was a robot, he wouldn’t be kicking himself right now. Ha. Haha. Continue reading
Last night, we watched Napoleon become super strong and stuff after applying an FDA-banned acne cream to this forehead. His newfound rage brought him to the Pioneer Punch Club (an underground fight club) where he eventually squared off with his brother, Kip, in a Thunderdome-esque cage match. Continue reading