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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: 10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR THANKSGIVING SEXIER

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Although history tells us the pilgrims came to this country to escape religious persecution and rapid Wal-Mart expansion, that’s pure BS. Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: BUMP AND GRIND

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You want your girlfriend to initiate sex more often? Tell her you want her to initiate sex more often. Continue reading

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DIG THIS: JEFF ROSS @ THE WILBUR

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“If you want to get your boyfriend or girlfriend super-horny you should come to my show. Lots of sex talk.” Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: YOU’RE THE SIDE DISH

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I get the impression that the only memory loss this guy’s experiencing is forgetting that he has a wife and/or girlfriend back home. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: MY GIRLFRIEND CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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Because laughter really is the last thing you want to hear coming out of the woman you’re having sex with. Second only, perhaps, to vomit. Or, “By the way, my name’s Robert.” Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: 10 WAYS TO MAKE JULY 4TH EVEN SEXIER

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6. Bring the figurative fireworks into the bedroom, but not the literal ones. Sex and highly explosive miniature rocket launchers within genital range usually do not mix. Continue reading