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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: THE BOYFRIEND WHO WON’T GO DOWN

Posted on June 13, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL

Or is his refusal to go down to cha-cha-cha-chia town a shining example of how completely selfish, self-centered and inconsiderate he is? Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: DYKE STRIFE

Posted on June 13, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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What is it about lesbianism that renders a person incapable of taking yes for an answer? Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: ADDICTED TO ONE-NIGHT STANDS

Posted on June 6, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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Well, if I recall correctly, peer pressure led me to putting things in my mouth that didn’t belong there. (I’m talking cigs, of course.) Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: HIS FRIENDS KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE

Posted on May 30, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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But unfortunately, aside from threatening to cut his balls off with a rusty pair of scissors, there’s no real way to guarantee that he’ll keep his mouth shut. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: THESE GUYS ARE A-MAY-ZING

Posted on May 30, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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Thanks for sharing, SLAVE. Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: MY GIRLFRIEND’S HOT FRIEND

Posted on May 16, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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She thinks that every time you have sex, you’ll be imagining the best friend, and not her, dangling from the trapeze you’ve conveniently installed above your bed. Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: THE TROUBLE WITH ROOMMATES

Posted on May 9, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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Although another option would be working the jealousy angle by getting pictures of you sitting on the chest and/or face of some other passed-out dude. And as I happen to spend most of my spare time passed out, I’d be happy to offer any assistance you might need. Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: TIE ME UP, TIE ME DOWN

Posted on April 11, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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Now for my concern: How well do you know this woman? I only ask because when you’re hog-tied and strapped to an old radiator with your a$$ in the air and a ball gag in your mouth, you’re gonna want to trust her. Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: DON’T DO ME LIKE THAT

Posted on March 7, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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Is he Gary Busey? Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: DATING THE GUY WHO CRIES

Posted on February 7, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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My first question would be, is he somehow in pain? Are you unknowingly sitting on his balls (in a not-so-good way)? Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: THE TEN PEOPLE WE WILL ALWAYS WANT TO SLEEP WITH

Posted on February 1, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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This week, we figured we’d take a moment to answer a question we get a lot. Namely, “Ken and Ariel, what’s your ‘type’”? Continue reading →

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING A$$

Posted on January 10, 2013 by KEN AND ARIEL
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As I’ve always said, if a woman sits on my face and I can still hear the radio, then something ain’t right. Continue reading →

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