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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: NOV. 25 – DEC. 2, 2013

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The fine line between Astrology and perception is interpretation: get yours from a lit chick who knows how to symbolize the holy hell out of reality.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: NOVEMBER 18 – 25, 2013

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The fine line between Astrology and perception is interpretation: get yours from a lit chick who knows how to symbolize the holy hell out of reality.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: NOVEMBER 11 – 18, 2013

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The fine line between Astrology and perception is interpretation: get yours from a lit chick who knows how to symbolize the holy hell out of reality.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: NOVEMBER 4-11, 2013

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The fine line between Astrology and perception is interpretation: get yours from a lit chick who knows how to symbolize the holy hell out of reality.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: OCT. 28 – NOV. 4, 2013

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The fine line between Astrology and perception is interpretation: get yours from a lit chick who knows how to symbolize the holy hell out of reality.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: OCTOBER 21 – 28, 2013

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The fine line between Astrology and perception is interpretation: get yours from a lit chick who knows how to symbolize the holy hell out of reality.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the ass. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: SEPTEMBER 16-23, 2013

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Read your horoscope below, you fabulous fruitcake of a human being! This week the cosmic sky invites you to go out of your mind!

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a*s. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: SEPTEMBER 9 – 16, 2013

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Happy Birthday wonderful Virgins!  Embrace your weirdness, Lions!  Oh my, what Twins can do with their tongues!

This week Astro energies may help you understand the ways in which your parents were full-of-shit, but if you start to psycho-babble, the cosmic sky will quote Andy Warhol at you: “I’m afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.”

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a$s. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: SEPTEMBER 2 – 9, 2013

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Cuddly Bulls, Birthday Virgins, and Ball-Playing Twins! This week the cosmic sky invites you to think more like Bob Marley.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a$s. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: AUGUST 19 – 26, 2013

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Rams do it better naked, and damn, those Fish are slippery! The cosmic sky almost sounds like a really good self-help practitioner this week, but just under the surface, she wants to eat your face off.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a$s. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: AUGUST 12 -19, 2013

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From sleeping Rams to red Fish, the cosmic sky is in a challenging mood … While she may not follow through with it, she still wants us to get in position and bend over.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a$s. Continue reading

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YOUR SHAMELESS WEEKLY HOROSCOPES: AUGUST 6 – 12, 2013

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Astro believe-it-or-not: Fish can be sexy, Lions can eat Birthday cake while purring, Gemini writers can lose a day traveling, and empty Scales can be full! Plus, the cosmic sky says love is a whole helluva lot better than anything else in this mind-f-ck of a reality.

Ever-changing and utterly shameless, planetary energy invokes and compels us, awakens and deters us, and sometimes smacks us right on the a*s. Continue reading