ice cream

Laugh Lust 

SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: SHE’S PRETTY, FUNNY, GIVES LOUSY HEAD

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Dear Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend is awesome in every sense of the word. She’s funny, pretty, kind and considerate and gets along with my parents. My only complaint is that she gives a really lame blowjob. I mean the worst I’ve ever had. Any suggestions for how to fix this? Continue reading

Taste 

VEG HEAD: FOMU

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Allston may be a little rat-filled, garbage-smelling hellhole, but it attracts good eateries, especially vegetarian ones. Continue reading

Taste 

NEED A VACATION?

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Warning: excessive ice cream consumption can lead to cavities, diabetes, obesity, and…free weekend getaways to the Cape? Continue reading

Experience 

BUMMIN’ IN BOSTON: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

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We clicked the heels of our ruby slippers together and ended up right-smack-dab in the middle of Boston Pride Week. Continue reading

Laugh 

STAFF INFECTION: LYSSA GOLDBERG

JUNIOR SENIOR ICE CREAM CORRESPONDENT  

DIG DUTIES: Ice Cream, mostly. We’re reasonably sure she’s got some other responsibilities, but none of ‘em leap to mind at the moment.

HABITAT: Huddled on the floor about a foot and a half from the freezer, affectionately known as the “Groan Zone.”

DIET: You get one guess.

QUOTE: “Who took my Lactaid? Seriously guys, I need that.”

TOIL TRIVIA: When Lyssa graduate from BU last year, she thought her halcyon days of endless Hoodsie cups were behind her. Boy, was she wrong!

Just think, recent grads, what could the future hold for you? (Results Not Typical.)

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Taste 

IN THE HOOD: NEWER ENGLAND CREAMERY FLAVORS

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What’s one of the many perks of summer drawing nearer and nearer (like the impending doom-and-perhaps-fire-filled end of the earth)? ICE CREAM! Continue reading