Issue 13.38

Listen 

DIG THIS: BANDITAS AND LANIE LANE

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Both are selling sex and sounds from a bygone era, just with different pitches. And for the record, we’re buying. Continue reading

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HAPPY, HAPPY

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Wait—ukuleles, cabin sex, slavery jokes … Norway? Continue reading

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MONEYBALL

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I know what you’re thinking: How in the hell can you make a movie based on a story like Moneyball? Continue reading

Laugh 

BEAN COUNTER:THE DIG’S QUALITY-OF-LIFE INDEX

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A Boston teen fell onto the tracks at Park Street Station this past Saturday as Hemp Fest 2011 was concluding. While he was rescued from danger, onlookers were reportedly disappointed that the fall happened on the Red Line and not the Green Line, aka the “dankest” line. Continue reading

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DIG THIS: LIFE IS GOOD FESTIVAL

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The Dig’s rosy-colored goggles turned out to be just a nasty case of jaundice, but this Boston-based retailer of wearable optimism still seems convinced that they’re on the side that’s got all that greener grass. Continue reading

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DIG THIS: CLUELESS/THE LAST CIRCUS

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Pacify your partner by parking them down for an hour and a half of moronic materialistic pablum/grotesque gore porn. Continue reading

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EXIT POLLS: MATT AND KRIS

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Random guy in background: THE VAN CORTLAND RANGERS!!! They’re not wasting ANYBODY! Continue reading

Taste 

LUPEC: DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON

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What in the heavens could that drink taste like? What could a cocktail with such a name possibly contain? Uh-oh, oh god… ABSINTHE. Continue reading

Laugh 

EXIT POLLS: ALEX & EMILY

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Emily: “Nope. Taught English, drank whiskey, ate burritos. That was my day.” Sounds like a GOOD.DAY. Continue reading