Issue 13.51

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COLOR CHANNEL @ GREAT SCOTT

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Their music sounds like the soundtrack to the 8-bit game that is our life. We take that $hit seriously. Continue reading

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RUBY RIDGE @ CHURCH

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So, guess what happens when you type “Ruby Ridge” into Google. Here’s a hint: It’s not a delightful series of music videos from a goth-electronic duo coming to Church tonight. Continue reading

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WAR HORSE

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Cue beautifully sentimental sunset and ride on out, War Horse. At least you’re not The Adventures of Tin Tin. Continue reading

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WALTER SICKERT AND THE ARMY OF BROKEN TOYS

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“As far as New Year’s Eve: no spoilers. However, it will be a hyper culmination of the year’s most decadent exploits … This could be the last New Year’s Eve ever.” Continue reading

Taste 

LUPEC: ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS TO STOP HURTING

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We enlisted a dozen drinkers on two separate occasions to test Bytox, and the patch totally worked. Continue reading

Experience 

LARGEST CHANUKAH PARTY IN BOSTON @ JILLIAN’S LUCKY STRIKE LANES

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Yeah, there’s going to be bowling, a kosher buffet and an sculpted-ice menorah, but we’re just glad that we don’t have to do linguistic cartwheels in order to talk about it. Continue reading

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DEAR READER: YEAR-END ISSUE

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Well folks, that was the year that was. Man, did that suck. Continue reading

Think 

MEDIA FARM: BEYOND FACEPALM

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“This is terrifying to watch. It would be amusing—there’s nothing like people who did not grow up with the Internet attempting to ask questions about technology very slowly and stumbling over words like ‘server’ and ‘service’ when you want an easy laugh. Except that this time, the joke’s on us.” Continue reading

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DEFEND YOURSELF!: CORALCOLA

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“Next year at this time I predict fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria … but only if that fat f*ck Newt Gingrich gets elected.” Continue reading

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