What you need, PLUG, is a bigger butt plug. Continue reading
I used to take a hard line on sleeping with conservatives—friends don’t let friends f-ck Republicans and all that—but I’ve evolved. Today I support sleeping with conservatives … because someone has to f-ck some sense into ’em. Continue reading
Together was created, in many ways, to unite. Unite people, unite communities, unite genres … to unite Boston and beyond. Continue reading
Monica Drake’s first novel, Clown Girl, has been optioned for film by Kristen Wiig. When that flick gets made even your long dead grandmother will know who Monica Drake is.
And who she is, as evidenced by her new novel The Stud Book, is an author who knows how to craft a sharp satire that’s riddled with unexpectedly poignant moments. Continue reading
If I ask a woman to sit on my face while wearing pajama jeans for a half-hour while I stroke myself, you can rest assured that before night’s end, we’ll be f—ing. On the other hand, if I show up at her apartment wearing ass-less chaps and a top hat and monocle, we’ll be making love. Continue reading
Last week we talked about MMORPGs and MOBAs. This week we embark on a different multiplayer experience, the MOOC, Massive Open Online Course (MOOC). Class is in session for Christina Blanch’s (Ball State University) Gender Through Comic Books MOOC, and the best part of it all is that homework equals reading comic books. 7000 students are enrolled in this class that does not seek to define the comic book or gender roles in comic books, but gets students thinking critically about the subject.
Whatever you do, make sure to avoid the nuclear holocaust option: Telling your friend what you think of his girlfriend. Continue reading
If God didn’t want us to wank, he would have given us flippers instead of hands that conveniently reach our junk. Why the f-ck do you think Shamu is so goddam miserable? Continue reading
Cover your mouth for pete’s sake! Continue reading
So tell your sister now that you’re delighted to be her maid of honor, if scheduling allows, and that you look forward to shopping for a pantsuit that matches her dress and the dresses of her bridal party. Continue reading
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