Mary Widow

We honestly haven’t put all that much thought into what we’d want to do for our big three-oh … mostly on account of all the rocking back and forth and screaming that happens whenever the subject comes up. But whatever we end up doing (denial party!), here’s hoping it has even a fraction of the freaky nudity that’s going to be going on for Mary Widow’s Dirty 30 bash at Oberon. The whole unclad crew of Black Cat Burlesque will be on hand (and knees) to show the fellow eccentric ecdysiast that you’re only as old as you feel. Namely, aroused.

[Fri 6.17.11. 2 Arrow St., Cambridge. 617.496.8004. 8pm/$20 table/$12.50 standing. cluboberon.com]