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SAVAGE LOVE: IT’S ALL GOOD

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And when I sat down to write this week’s column—while the manhunt was still under way for the second bomber in Boston—it occurred to me that the last thing the world needs right now is more problems. So instead of the usual sex problems, STI problems, CPOS problems, and DTMFA problems, this week I’m only running letters from people who don’t really have problems. Because we could all use a break. Continue reading

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SEXUAL HEALING: I’M DOING ME

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I mean, you don’t even have to shave your legs to have sex with yourself. Continue reading

LULZ Sex 

SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: ADDICTED TO (SELF) LOVE

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If God didn’t want us to wank, he would have given us flippers instead of hands that conveniently reach our junk. Why the f-ck do you think Shamu is so goddam miserable? Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: SURVIVING A SEXLESS VALENTINE’S DAY

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Rejoice in your disease-free existence! Do you know how many germs are exchanged through kissing? It’s almost healthier to lick every seat in the Revere Showcase Cinema. What about sixty-nining? Dude, your nose is in some chick’s asshole! That’s gotta be the sort of thing your doctor would frown upon. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: 10 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM DATING IN 2012

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4. When online dating, tell who you ARE, not who you want to be. Sure, I’d love to be Kate Upton with the gymnastic verve of Gabby Douglas and the credit score of Suze Orman. Unfortunately, I’m a broke blogger with zero flexibility who’s more likely to be mistaken for Keith Urban. Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: TITS AND A$$HOLES

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Straight men are going to look at other boobs, and there is nothing you can do about it. Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: GRIN AND F-CK IT

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You probably thought the head on a bearskin rug was real. Nope, Chuck Testa. Continue reading

LULZ 

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, UMASS

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Not a happy ending with UMass Amherst’s new No Masturbation policy.

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SAVAGE LOVE: LIKE A G3

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Masturblowheadsexulation is to horndogz what Blunt Sex Advice is to Dan Savage. Continue reading