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LEANING LEFT: GET BIG MONEY OUT OF POLITICS

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Sometimes when I misspell ‘Democracy’ as ‘Democrazy,’ I wonder if it’s more accurate and representative the second way. But when politicians start voting (or not voting) in the interests of big money instead of everyday citizens, the democratic process becomes nearly null and void. Continue reading

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DIG YEAR IN REVIEW: THE YEAR IN THINGS THAT HAPPENED

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Boston is a city. Some would even say, a major city. Cities are where things happen, and major cities even more so. QED, I am reasonably certain that a lot of things happened to us this year. Continue reading

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 14, ISSUE 45

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Police prepped for this past Monday’s Aerosmith street concert in Allston by dedicating extra officers to the area and– wait was that a giant Ben Affleck-shaped asteroid hurtling at the . . . naw, only kidding. It was just kinda lame. MINUS 1
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BOSTON BASTARD: THE BASTARD’S POLL GUIDE

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We’re the most familiar with how Mitt would govern and we’d rather vote for a hobo on bath salts. Continue reading

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DEAR READER: OUR VOTING ISSUE

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Anyway, make sure you go out and vote on November 6. Because otherwise you won’t get a sticker that says “I Voted.” You’ll get one that says nothing because no stickers for people who don’t exercise their rights as Americans. Continue reading