Natalie Portman

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THE SHINS: PORT OF MORROW

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Finally, at long last, there comes an album by The Shins that is neither life-changing nor life-affirming. Continue reading

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THE JUNKYARD: THOR & HOW KENNETH BRANAGH RUINS EVERYTHING

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What was meant to be the beefcake-muscle flexing-hammer throwing-cape flapping-nordic dreamboat-action film of the summer turned out to be a chilly, action-less, mind-numbing disaster.  At first I couldn’t quite figure out why Thor was so goddamned awful (aside from the lack of action and shitty story) until I saw the credits and a familiar harbinger of mediocracy came up: Kenneth Branagh. Continue reading

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BLACK SWAN

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Striving for the lead ballerina in a new production of Swan Lake, Nina auditions and fails with her straightforward, safe technique. With one bite of the lip of her hornball dance director (Vincent Cassel), though, she’s granted the complex role. Continue reading

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BLACK SWAN

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Despite the rush toward on-demand or downloadable content, or 3-D showmanship, Aronofsky’s magnum opus represents the power of modern film. It also lets me say something that, as a film critic, I’ve always wanted to say: Run, don’t walk, to see Black Swan. Continue reading