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A 14-year-old girl fell into Forge Pond in Hanover, but was promptly spotted and rescued by local bicyclist Richard Cullen. After being revived the teen admitted that although she was happy to have been saved, she’s Team Jacob all the way.
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A man accused of sexually assaulting a woman in Brockton was released due to prosecutor’s failure to retrieve evidence on his password protected iPhone. After forensic examination, Plymouth County District Court Attorney spokesman Russ Eonas stated “it simply cannot be done.” The Dig launched an investigative report to verify. After thirty seconds of research on Google, the article “Password Protected iPhone Hacked in 6 Minutes!” was found. MINUS 6 Continue reading