Porches

Hey, did … did you hear that? Seriously, quiet down for a sec. Listen. That strange, unearthly sound … it’s like it’s coming from inside of our very soul—oh, right. PorchFest. Duh. All through Somerville, local musicians will be setting up amps on stoops from Ball to Teele to beyond, in an all-day celebration of the quirky mid-20s mecca. Expect to hear everyone from … from … give us a second, will ya? Hey! Whoever’s tooting that fucking horn, could you tone it down a few notches? It sound like the goddamn apocalypse out he—ohshitrunrunrunfasterfasterfas

[Sat 5.21.11. Throughout Somerville. 12pm/free. somervilleartscouncil.org]

Hopefully, it’ll be something like this-