What you need, PLUG, is a bigger butt plug. Continue reading
Do de de dum, ha, puns, aha-WAIT IS THIS PORN? Continue reading
If you do oppose access to birth control—or you oppose Obamacare because it expands access to birth control—you’re not really pro-life. You’re just anti-sex. Continue reading
Gays and lesbians are about 2 to 5 percent of the population. I’m afraid that arithmetic precludes us from hewing to the “bro code”—at least where dating friends-of-exes, exes-of-friends, or exes-of-exes are concerned. Continue reading
Here’s what you shouldn’t do: You shouldn’t say anything—not to your friend, not to your friend’s mother—and you certainly shouldn’t try anything. Continue reading
“But there’s not much you can do about strangers making passes at your boyfriend, SAP, particularly if your boyfriend enjoys the attention—and it sure sounds like he does.” Continue reading
Going from gold medals to hocking DVDs about golden showers. Continue reading
Lena: I’m going to find this interview on YouTube and it’s going to be in some porno sh-t isn’t it? Continue reading
“As far as New Year’s Eve: no spoilers. However, it will be a hyper culmination of the year’s most decadent exploits … This could be the last New Year’s Eve ever.” Continue reading
Masturblowheadsexulation is to horndogz what Blunt Sex Advice is to Dan Savage. Continue reading
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