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SAVAGE LOVE: BIRDS AND BEES AND BDSM

SL_FantasyReality

If you do oppose access to birth control—or you oppose Obamacare because it expands access to birth control—you’re not really pro-life. You’re just anti-sex. Continue reading

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TECH ROUND-UP: T-MOBILE MERGER, U.S. TRIES TO BUILD UFO, STAYING AWAY FROM CHINA

UFO Government

Now that the documents for this secret government project have been released, does somebody want to take a crack at building a flying saucer? Anybody? Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: BROS BEFORE ADDITIONAL BROS

SL_BridgeMatch

Gays and lesbians are about 2 to 5 percent of the population. I’m afraid that arithmetic precludes us from hewing to the “bro code”—at least where dating friends-of-exes, exes-of-friends, or exes-of-exes are concerned. Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: MI(L)FFED

SL_SlotMachine

Here’s what you shouldn’t do: You shouldn’t say anything—not to your friend, not to your friend’s mother—and you certainly shouldn’t try anything. Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: HOT AND BOTHERED

SL_Etiquette

“But there’s not much you can do about strangers making passes at your boyfriend, SAP, particularly if your boyfriend enjoys the attention—and it sure sounds like he does.” Continue reading

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HOW YOU QUEUIN’: ADULTS ONLY

adultsonly

Going from gold medals to hocking DVDs about golden showers. Continue reading

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EXIT POLL: LENA & MADISON, T.T. THE BEAR’S AFTER HEROES

EP_LenaMadison

Lena: I’m going to find this interview on YouTube and it’s going to be in some porno sh-t isn’t it? Continue reading

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WALTER SICKERT AND THE ARMY OF BROKEN TOYS

AES_ArmyBrokenToys(JustinMoore)

“As far as New Year’s Eve: no spoilers. However, it will be a hyper culmination of the year’s most decadent exploits … This could be the last New Year’s Eve ever.” Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: LIKE A G3

SL_Defined

Masturblowheadsexulation is to horndogz what Blunt Sex Advice is to Dan Savage. Continue reading