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SAVAGE LOVE: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU (MASTURBATE)

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And warn him that a lot of porn is made by and for guys who have no other sexual outlets, i.e., guys who have no wives, no girlfriends, and no hope. Continue reading

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TOUCH THE WONDER: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA

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The Death Of The American Video Clerk. Porno Parodies Of Popular Movies. A slacker call to arms, or whatever. Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: EAR LABIANS

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“I know enough about sex—and enough about kink—to know that if something exists, someone out there somewhere is perving on it,” says Dan Savage … Hence, “Earlabia.” Continue reading

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CAROL QUEEN: CQ’S SCHOOL FOR JOHNS

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Last time I offered to troll my own knowledge base and Melissa Farley’s recent research on Boston men to give you fellas some guidelines on Positive Johnitude. Continue reading

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NEW YORK PER4MANCES @ MEME GALLERY

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Oh, MEME Gallery we hardly knew ye. Seriously. We’re bummed and all that you’re closing your doors after this weekend, but … what the fuck were ye? One week, you’d have a shirtless dude sitting around in a barcalounger, watching football with a turkey for hours on end, and the next there’d be a bunch of Estonians shooting the shit in a fully-functional spa. Assuming you guys were just ahead of your time, then man, the future is going to rule. Case in point, their close-out show, New York Per4mances, featuring three (see?!) bleeding-edge pieces on patriotism, pornography … and what we can only hope to be more pornography.

[Sat 5.28.11. 55 Norfolk, Cambridge. 617.354.6363. 7pm/free. memegallery.com]

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PHANTASMA: BIKE PORN 4:PLAY

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Saddle up kids, it’s time to get dirty.

There was the Cascadian Bike Porn Tour of 2007, then the Bikexploitation Tour and Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound; but, nothing beats what’s coming to the Brattle Theatre this weekend: Bike Porn 4:PLAY. Continue reading