Haven’t been keeping tabs on wrestling the way you used to? Not sure who’s face, who’s heel and who almost won the World Heavyweight Championship belt back from their evil half-brother but was betrayed at the last moment by his former manager and friend? (The last one’s The Undertaker.) Well, good news: It doesn’t fucking matter. At tonight’s Royal Rumble, we’re talking 40 dudes just straight-up wailing on each other at TD Garden. This is the most guys in leotards try to simultaneously punch each other in the throat in WWE history, if not real history. It’s been a couple thousand years, at least.
[Sun. 1.30.11. 100 Legends Way. 800.745.3000. 7:45pm/$90-$300. tdgardenboston.com]
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