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YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS: YOUR EX’S NEXT

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If your ex has found a “next,” is it fair for you to care? And how the hell do you deal with slob roommates? Continue reading

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YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS: FRIENDS FOR NEVER?

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“My girlfriend and I recently moved in together, and she has a weird idea of “closeness.” Basically, it includes leaving the bathroom door wide open when she’s taking a sh-t.” Continue reading

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EARTH PRIME TIME: SUPERMAN: UNBOUND

EARTH PRIME TIME: SUPERMAN: UNBOUNDSuperman: Unbound is the latest DC Universe Animated Original Movie based on an Action Comics arc written by Geoff Johns and drawn by Gary Frank. Though not bogged down by New 52 continuity or pre-Flashpoint Superman Family architecture, the movie does a fair job at retelling the story of the five part Superman: Braniac in 75 minutes. Rumors are that this could be the last DCAU movie set in the old timelines, so continuity buffs and those wishing to celebrate Superman’s 75th birthday this year should give this a chance if you have not already. Since the story references Silver and Golden Age Superman subjects like the Bottled City Of Kandor and Collector of Worlds, this is both a movie for new fans anticipating Man of Steel and those with the House of El’s shield tattooed on their arms. Speaking of which, Supergirl is in for the action too.

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YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS: CONNECTIVITY ISSUES

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While I’ve never personally dabbled in online romance, my sense is that it’s sometimes ugly, generally creep-filled, and often embarrassing … so you know, exactly the same as dating in the “real” world. Continue reading

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SAVAGE LOVE: I CAN’T QUIT YOU (BUT I SHOULD)

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I used to take a hard line on sleeping with conservatives—friends don’t let friends f-ck Republicans and all that—but I’ve evolved. Today I support sleeping with conservatives … because someone has to f-ck some sense into ’em. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: THE TROUBLE WITH ROOMMATES

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Although another option would be working the jealousy angle by getting pictures of you sitting on the chest and/or face of some other passed-out dude. And as I happen to spend most of my spare time passed out, I’d be happy to offer any assistance you might need. Continue reading

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YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS: OUT WITH THE NEW?

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Because one thing is certain: your friend is not going to thank you for telling her that the new BF has a wandering eye. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: HOW TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE

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Assuming this guy is of a similar age to you (and not one of those forty-something grad students who wants to chat you up about the new Vampire Weekend CD while fumbling with a chloroform-soaked rag), then he probably thinks about screwing 23 hours a day, with the remaining hour dedicated to daydreams about killer robots, football, and getting a blowjob in a spaceship. Continue reading

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SEXUAL HEALING: I’LL HAVE THE USUAL

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While my ex isn’t exactly Shake Shack, he does already know my food allergies, my guilty peanut butter pleasure, and the spot on my neck that makes my whole body go numb. Continue reading

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BOOK ‘EM: WHAT’S WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALITY? BY JOHN CORVINO

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Professor John Corvino drives home the point—seemingly untenable to some—that homosexual and heterosexual relationships are (for better and worse, for richer or poorer, and in sickness and in health) not that different from each other. Continue reading