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TROLLEY TROLLOP: THE AMATEUR POLITICIAN

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When you write about your political views on Facebook, approximately 100 percent of the people who read it are silently judging you. Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: OBAMA AND ROMNEY RAP BATTLE

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I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half, ’cause right now I’m 47 percent through, kicking your a$$! Continue reading

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SOAPBOX: BIG BIRD IN ROMNEY’S CROSSHAIRS

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After all, the last thing we want is for our children to become commie-loving pinkos who know their alphabet and think sharing is a nice thing to do. Why do you think Elmo’s fur is red, HUH? Continue reading

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FREE RADICAL: BEYOND BINARY BIGOTRY

“At [the Pride Festival], we had a great time,” said Ellyn Ruthstrom, President of the Bisexual Resource Center in Boston. “But to wake up on Sunday and see the paper say that Pride was about the ‘lesbian and gay community’… [is] to have those experiences erased.” Continue reading

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IN THE TUBES: NEWT’S ON FIRST

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Despite the fact that this election year might just be the stupidest thus far recorded in American history, we can always take comfort in our culture’s pride and joy, our nation’s magnum opi: hilarious and crudely dubbed YouTube videos. Continue reading

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 13, ISSUE 41

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Filming for a chase scene in the in-production ghost cop-film RIPD that doesn’t pay taxes shuts down the Zakim bridge several times Monday. Meanwhile—are those people gathering? With tents? In a park? SHUT IT DOWN. Continue reading

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RESULTS OF SECRET ASIAN MAN’S GOP CANDIDATE POLL

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Here are the results from last week’s “Which GOP Candidate Would You Vote For Today?” poll by Secret Asian Man. Continue reading