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SAVAGE LOVE: QUICK(IE) FIXES

Posted on May 16, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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What you need, PLUG, is a bigger butt plug. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: I CAN’T QUIT YOU (BUT I SHOULD)

Posted on May 9, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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I used to take a hard line on sleeping with conservatives—friends don’t let friends f-ck Republicans and all that—but I’ve evolved. Today I support sleeping with conservatives … because someone has to f-ck some sense into ’em. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: ON AGAIN, F-CK OFF AGAIN

Posted on May 2, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE

I am a 23-year-old straight male. My ex-girlfriend and I started dating in high school, when we were both 17, and continued dating until I broke up with her the summer after our freshman year in college because things felt too serious. We continued to have sex, but I blocked out all my feelings for her, while she was open about still wanting to be with me. She started dating someone else sophomore year. I realized then that I still wanted to be with her, and I broke down emotionally and made both our lives difficult while she was dating this new guy. I was a very unattractive person then. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: IT’S ALL GOOD

Posted on April 25, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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And when I sat down to write this week’s column—while the manhunt was still under way for the second bomber in Boston—it occurred to me that the last thing the world needs right now is more problems. So instead of the usual sex problems, STI problems, CPOS problems, and DTMFA problems, this week I’m only running letters from people who don’t really have problems. Because we could all use a break. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: FORESKIN, AFTERSKIN

Posted on April 18, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE

I am uncircumcised, and the opening at the end of my foreskin is not large enough for the head of my penis to pass through. This means my foreskin doesn’t pull back when I get an erection. The internet says this is a condition called “phimosis,” and a lot of medical websites recommend circumcision. I’m not super-excited by that idea. I don’t have any pain or difficulty with sex or urination, and I’ve never had any health problems related to being uncircumcised. The foreskin isn’t stuck or fused to the glans—the hole is just small. Is there a safe, nonsurgical way to enlarge the opening in the foreskin?

            -Dick Hole Panic  Continue reading →

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FEEDBACK: VOLUME 15, ISSUE 13

Posted on March 29, 2013 by DIG READER
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@TheEsthete: That teacup puppy saved my soul Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: A HELPING HANDJOB

Posted on March 28, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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I don’t see why anyone should object to your brother getting a little professional assistance with his plight. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: HURRY ONWARD, LEMMIWINKS

Posted on March 21, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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To begin, I would like to make a controversial statement: I have never had a gerbil in my a$$. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: IF THE SHOE FITS …

Posted on March 14, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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But, come on, one hot guy going to town on another hot guy’s feet? Wouldn’t Fusco beat off to that? Wouldn’t any foot fetishist? Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: THE COCK LOCK-UP COCK-UP TALK

Posted on March 7, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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Male chastity devices, like all sex toys, are sold as “novelty items.” They’re not medical devices, and the FDA doesn’t regulate them. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: QUEER GOGGLES

Posted on February 28, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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So back to your panty-chasing friend, CLOD. I’m pretty sure the reason you’ve never seen him “act this way when sober” is because booze provides him with the courage he needs before he picks up “Kevin Garnett in a wig” and the alibi he needs after. Continue reading →

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SAVAGE LOVE: ALWAYS A BRIDESPERSON

Posted on February 21, 2013 by DAN SAVAGE
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So tell your sister now that you’re delighted to be her maid of honor, if scheduling allows, and that you look forward to shopping for a pantsuit that matches her dress and the dresses of her bridal party. Continue reading →

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