Sex Advice from English Majors

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: WHY YOU NEVER BANG YOUR BEST FRIEND’S SISTER

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It’s never okay to bang your best friend’s sister. Unless, of course, he’s already banged yours. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: YOU’RE THE SIDE DISH

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I get the impression that the only memory loss this guy’s experiencing is forgetting that he has a wife and/or girlfriend back home. Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: MY GIRLFRIEND CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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Because laughter really is the last thing you want to hear coming out of the woman you’re having sex with. Second only, perhaps, to vomit. Or, “By the way, my name’s Robert.” Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: ONCE A LOUSY LAY, ALWAYS A LOUSY LAY?

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Maybe she’s feeling you out, hoping you’ll take the lead and do her up Clint Eastwood-style (which involves wearing a cowboy hat and talking dirty to an empty chair). Continue reading

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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: WHEN HIS EX WON’T LEAVE HIM ALONE

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It’s either “enemies” or “people who can still hang around each other even though things get awkward after a couple drinks when the subject of hand jobs might come up.” Continue reading