She thinks that every time you have sex, you’ll be imagining the best friend, and not her, dangling from the trapeze you’ve conveniently installed above your bed. Continue reading
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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: HOW TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE
Assuming this guy is of a similar age to you (and not one of those forty-something grad students who wants to chat you up about the new Vampire Weekend CD while fumbling with a chloroform-soaked rag), then he probably thinks about screwing 23 hours a day, with the remaining hour dedicated to daydreams about killer robots, football, and getting a blowjob in a spaceship. Continue reading
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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: TIE ME UP, TIE ME DOWN
Now for my concern: How well do you know this woman? I only ask because when you’re hog-tied and strapped to an old radiator with your a$$ in the air and a ball gag in your mouth, you’re gonna want to trust her. Continue reading
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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: ARE WE SCREWING OR MAKING LOVE?
If I ask a woman to sit on my face while wearing pajama jeans for a half-hour while I stroke myself, you can rest assured that before night’s end, we’ll be f—ing. On the other hand, if I show up at her apartment wearing ass-less chaps and a top hat and monocle, we’ll be making love. Continue reading
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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN’S RHUBARB
The first rule of Fight Club is that you don’t talk about Fight Club and the second, third, and fourth rules are that you never, ever put your hands, mouth or checkbook anywhere near a buddy’s girlfriend.
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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: ADDICTED TO HER VIBRATOR
KEN and ARIEL are unemployed bloggers with degrees in English Lit. Naturally, they dispense sex and relationship advice. Continue reading
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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: ADDICTED TO (SELF) LOVE
If God didn’t want us to wank, he would have given us flippers instead of hands that conveniently reach our junk. Why the f-ck do you think Shamu is so goddam miserable? Continue reading
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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: DINNER TODAY, PLASTIC SURGERY TOMORROW
Also, call me old fashioned, but what kind of a guy asks a girl to pony up for dinner then complains when she won’t sit on his face? Continue reading
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SEASONED VETS OF SENSUALITY SHARE ALL
“Lastly, always, always lock the door. Nothing ruins a blow job more than your boss watching you get one. Trust me.” Continue reading
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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: DATING THE GUY WHO CRIES
My first question would be, is he somehow in pain? Are you unknowingly sitting on his balls (in a not-so-good way)? Continue reading
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