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50 REASONS MASSHOLES DIDN’T VOTE TODAY

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We’re pretty sure you didn’t vote today. We know that because of exit polls, statistics, and other nonsense that you probably care nil about, or at least paid no attention to. We don’t resent you though. Obviously, you had a damn good reason for neglecting your civic responsibility. Here are the most reasonable copouts that we’ve heard and imagined all day:
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