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ADAPTATION NATION: THE LORAX

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With everything that happened last week a lot of people could use the simple joy of a good kid’s movie. And Earth Day just happened, so Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax seems all the more appropriate. Continue reading

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TROLLEY TROLLOP: HAVING DADDY ISSUES WITH FATHER WINTER

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You’re a deadbeat season, winter. And now I’m going to dye my hair purple and start dating some tattooed, Harley-riding caveman to get back at you. Continue reading

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EXIT POLL: CARVER OUTSIDE CEREMONY @ AN TUA NUA

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Ok, last question. What’s worse: the color pink or Taylor Swift?
I would say Taylor Swift. Continue reading

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TOUCH THE WONDER: MOUSTACHE/MUSTACHE

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I need my moustache. Need it. And not just because without it, I look like a burn victim. I need it because not only does it define me but, it defines everything I am not. It is more than just my man-badge, more than proof that I am a male over the age of 14. It’s hard to reduce something so complex, magical and transformative as a moustache into mere petty and crude words. I will attempt at the very least to respectively discuss the mystery of the champagne of facial hair. Continue reading