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ADAPTATION NATION: LIVE ACTION SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS

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Michael Bay is the bro of directors. He’ll take your childhood, slap tits on it, and fuck it in slow motion with explosions. Continue reading

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TOUCH THE WONDER: THE BEST EXPOSITORY MOVIE THEME SONGS EVER

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Celebrate the lost art of expository move theme songs! Hear terrible yet great songs from Monster Squad, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Highlander, & Ghostbusters. Continue reading

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BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 14, ISSUE 20

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No problemo about rent hikes in Allston! Always new that weird glowing stuff in under the back porch was an ancient Mayan treasure trove. Cowabunga, dudes! Continue reading