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SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: WHEN HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT HIS EX

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But there are two things we never forget: that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father and that woman who did that thing to our penises that was just absolutely f-cking awesome. Continue reading

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MANERISMS #2: THE BALLAD OF THE FRIEND WHOSE BEST FRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND SUCKS

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Now gather ‘round, ye gents and ladies
And listen to a tale
Of the best friend’s girlfriend who sucketh
And verily she doth fail Continue reading