Sweaty Death Bubble.
Kick-ass band name? You betcha.
But more importantly, it’s what happened when a dome of heat settled over New England and across most of the rest of the country last week. Oh sure, the meteorologists had much more fancy terms for the soul-crushing heat wave that bitchslapped America. Terms like “air pressure” and “heat index” and “Doppler Radar 1200NXZ.”
But I think we can all agree Sweaty Death Bubble has more zip.