Valentine’s Day

News 

BEAN COUNTER: VOLUME 15, ISSUE 8

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Minutes before his grandmother’s funeral, a Bridgewater local allegedly stole a $5,000 gold necklace off of the deceased woman after asking for a moment alone to pray. Despite the man’s sweet “Only God can judge me” tattoo across his chest, we are judging the sh-t out of him right now. MINUS 5
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LULZ Sex 

SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS: SURVIVING A SEXLESS VALENTINE’S DAY

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Rejoice in your disease-free existence! Do you know how many germs are exchanged through kissing? It’s almost healthier to lick every seat in the Revere Showcase Cinema. What about sixty-nining? Dude, your nose is in some chick’s asshole! That’s gotta be the sort of thing your doctor would frown upon. Continue reading

LULZ Sex 

MISSADVENTUROUS: HAPPY TREAT YO SELF DAY

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We, as a social body, connected to all the outlets of mainstream advertisement, assume that everyone else except for us is experiencing a romantic evening with their partner, while we cry alone in our apartment surrounded by cats and reruns of The Biggest Loser. Continue reading

Film 

FILM PICK: CASABLANCA @ THE BRATTLE

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If you’re a film buff then you know that there is no better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day then taking a romantic stroll down gorgeous Brattle Street to see the Casablanca of all romance flicks, Casablanca, at none other than the Brattle Theatre. Continue reading

News 

NEWS TO US: HOW SECURE IS YOUR SEX APP?

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Grindrs and Blendrs beware: The law makes it pretty d-mn easy for cops and prosecutors to snag the data off your hookup app. Life is short, have a (fully subpoena-able) affair. Continue reading

Sex 

BAR HAVOC: MARTINIS AND WEENIES

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Valentine’s Day is finally just another day for Bar Havoc. Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

NIBBLE YOUR HEART OUT @ PORTER SQUARE BOOKS

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“Eating your way through Union Square is like taking a vicarious spin around the globe, while remaining fiercely local,” write the authors of Nibble. Continue reading