
“Not getting consistently laid” has been cited by scientists as the root cause of 100 percent of all violence. Case in point: the gangsters and gats-themed St. Valentine’s Day Massacre shindig at Arts at the Armory. So if you’re sick as f*ck of traditional Valentine’s Day BS, trade in the candy hearts and roses for a shotgun and Robert De Niro! While Arts at the A is not “celebrating the fact that Al Capone’s crew executed a slew of folks in cold blood,” they will be serving up some special prohibition era-style wine cocktails, a V-Day menu, games and stories! Hopefully they’ll have plenty of aphrodisi-snacks, eh?
TUE 2.14.12
191 HIGHLAND AVE.
SOMERVILLE
617.718.2191
7pm/21+/$3
ARTSATTHEARMORY.ORG












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