GEEKED: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TOURNAMENT

Do you like zombies? Of course you like zombies. Everyone likes zombies. In fact, we can’t ever remember a time when everyone DIDN’T like zombies. Huh, that’s weird. It’s almost as if. . .

We’ve become zombies ABOUT ZOMBIES.

But we digress. If you like zombies, you’ll like Good Life Bar’s ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TOURNAMENT, which pits you and a friend against the hideous, groaning hordes of the hungry dead for a chance to win dinner for two.

Hey, it's better than going Dutch. Especially if your date is this guy. In which case he'll be glad to go Dutch ON YOUR BRAINS.

You hear that? Dinner. You’re killing zombies for food. There’s literally no downside here.

The game you’ll be viciously competing in to win this free grub-for-two is the Nintendo Wii’s adorably rotting House of the Dead: OVERKILL. Essentially, it’s a buddy-cop movie with zombies, combined with one of those arcade shooters. You know, the ones with the big neon guns? Now imagine that, in a bar, with mad beats and the tantalizing reward of free food instead of the bitter disappointment of realizing you have no more quarters left to do the laundry with.

"$2 for a wash load? I'll give you a load! A LOAD OF BULLETS!"

DJs will be on hand to reign in the mass hysteria of the zombie apocalypse: El Amado, Thaddeus Jeffries and Team Teamwork will put the “funky” back in “funk of the grave.” Oh, and did we mention there’s no cover charge? You might want to show up with some Wii on hand, though, as supplies are limited in times when the dead walk the earth.

We could make a joke about bringing your own wii here, except we’d need several vegans and our patented Iron-E-Specs. So we’ll leave it alone.

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TOURNAMENT

WED 2.22.12
GOOD LIFE
27 KINGSTON ST.
BOSTON
617.451.2622
9:30PM/21+/
@GOODLIFEBAR
GOODLIFEBAR.COM