Yeah, yeah. We get it. You hate Valentine’s Day. Well, don’t just talk shit all day about how much you hate the commercialization, the sappiness, the vomit-just-a-little-in-your-mouth of the Hallmarkian holiday. Be pro-active with that hate! Take a hands-on approach. Head on over to Fuck Valentine’s Day at Bukowski Tavern, eat your goddamn onion rings, have a beer or five, and feel sorry for all those pathetic suckers in their doomed relationships, wasting money on someone who will never love them as much as you love this fucking bacon. No flowers, guaranteed. You know what goes great with hate? Cheese dip.
[Mon. 2.14.11. 1281 Cambridge St., Cambridge. 617.497.7077. bukowskitavern.net]