I swapped the words “Jay Z” for “Trump” and “4:44” for “hair” in the following posts, really for no reason at all beyond highlighting just how childish and inane all this chatter is in the first place.
Dear Reader
SCALISE POLICE SHOULD CEASE
If you don’t have anything negative or critical to say when an asshole who preys on the environment and oppressed people gets shot or dies, then you might as well say nothing at all.
I LIKE BIKE: A COLUMN THAT SOME OF MY FELLOW DRIVERS WILL HATE ME FOR, BUT THAT THEY SHOULD PROBABLY READ ANYWAY
The reaction to my advocacy is often like when ignoramus bigots question why white people would back the Black Lives Matter movement.
ONE OF THE MOST IDIOTIC VOICEMAIL MESSAGES WE’VE EVER HEARD
It’s painful to imagine the absolute horror faced by these people, clientele and management alike, still we must do our best if there is to be any sense of sanity restored to the downtown area.
THE SOMERVILLE PROBLEM
Since I don’t plan on unearthing any fresh dirt in this rather brief note to our readers, I will at least explain how this sort of thing comes to pass.
WE’RE LOOKING FOR THE JACKASS WHO IS TRASHING OUR NEWSPAPER BOXES
"Recently, since about at least two months ago, your publication distributed in the Downtown Crossing area has been seriously compromised."
THIS IS WHY WE BLAME THE BOYS IN BLUE
It’s not uncommon to hear cops and politicians cry about the negative attention that police allegedly get in the media.
DEAR READER: WE NEED YOU TO HELP US DEFLATE THE CANNABIS TABOO BUBBLE
We get a lot of reader mail at DigBoston, and some of our recent letters and emails have noted that our writers (myself included) can sometimes get juvenile in our vitriolic assaults on “prohibitionists.”
FOX 25 NEWS CAN EAT SHIT
You really have to see this piss-yellow abomination, though I don’t recommend watching it every morning like I do.
OF RATS AND WRITERS
Considering it now, I suppose it was naive to put much faith in Charley as a literal source in the first place.