Quit your bitching. Summer is over. Here’s an arbitrary list of reasons to look forward to cooler weather.
1. Fewer Croc sightings
2. Nutella is no longer a liquid consistency making it more reasonable to eat directly out of the container
3. See above, but apply also to peanut butter, almond butter, cashew butter
4. Even if you have no interest in sports, you can make a pastime out of tallying how many times football players slap each other on the ass
5. Crass pumpkin carving contests
6. You’re that much closer to the return of “Game of Thrones”
7. For hardcore GoT fans, an The World of Ice and Fire encyclopedia is out in October (although this means the rest of us will have to hear about how it isn’t really an encyclopedia, so it’s really a scratch)
8. Ladies who perpetuate the myth that they shave everyday, all-year-round can now pretend they do
9. Thrift store sweaters
10. Public transit is considerably less smelly
11. Apples and the wealth of booze, fritters, pies, and bobbing they inspire
12. There is almost zero-risk someone will show up to a party with White Zinfandel or Lime Ritas as their offering
13. You can return your baby powder back to its shelf where it will remain until next June
14. Wabbit season
FALL PREVIEW 2014:
Dig Staff means this article was a collaborative effort. Teamwork, as we like to call it.
