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FALL PREVIEW 2014: 14 REASONS FOR FALL

Written by DIG STAFF Posted October 8, 2014 Filed Under: FEATURES, Guides

FT_14Reasons

Quit your bitching. Summer is over. Here’s an arbitrary list of reasons to look forward to cooler weather.

 

1. Fewer Croc sightings

 

2. Nutella is no longer a liquid consistency making it more reasonable to eat directly out of the container

 

3. See above, but apply also to peanut butter, almond butter, cashew butter

 

4. Even if you have no interest in sports, you can make a pastime out of tallying how many times football players slap each other on the ass

 

5. Crass pumpkin carving contests

 

6. You’re that much closer to the return of “Game of Thrones”

 

7. For hardcore GoT fans, an The World of Ice and Fire encyclopedia is out in October (although this means the rest of us will have to hear about how it isn’t really an encyclopedia, so it’s really a scratch)

 

8. Ladies who perpetuate the myth that they shave everyday, all-year-round can now pretend they do

 

9. Thrift store sweaters

 

10. Public transit is considerably less smelly

 

11. Apples and the wealth of booze, fritters, pies, and bobbing they inspire

 

12. There is almost zero-risk someone will show up to a party with White Zinfandel or Lime Ritas as their offering

 

13. You can return your baby powder back to its shelf where it will remain until next June

 

14. Wabbit season


FALL PREVIEW 2014:

> A PIE TO FALL FOR

> PLAYS AND PLATES

> THEATER PICKS

> MUSIC PICKS

> FILM PICKS

> FAMOUS PEOPLE

> OKTOBERFESTS

> 14 REASONS FOR FALL

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