Just kidding. Boston Red Sox owner John Henry didn’t tap his wife, Linda Henry, to play shortstop or any other position at Fenway. That would be preposterous.

As of last week, however, Linda Henry, already a managing director at her husband’s other flagship enterprise, the Boston Globe, has been given oversight of the seemingly plagued Boston.com. We’ve taken the liberty of listing her qualifications to run a multimillion-dollar media company …