In which a nonpartisan “Institute for Information Dissemination” is tasked with fact-checking us all.
The lead headline jumped out: $200M Gardner Museum Art Theft 2 Men Posing as Police Tie Up Night Guards
“You guys saw the lab results. They say I took a bunch of sleeping pills. Now, why would I do that? I was so wasted my buddy Ryan practically had to carry me upstairs. You don’t need sleeping pills when you’re half in the bag.”
Reprinted with permission from the new book by Mattilda Bernstein Sycamore (Arsenal Pulp Press 2018)