As Billy Hope, the Jake La Motta-esque boxer in Antoine Fuqua’s Southpaw, Jake Gyllenhaal runs so hot that the thermometer breaks.
rachel mcadams
OBNOXIOUS CROWE-ING: ALOHA IS A LONG WAYS OFF, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE
Most of the film is artlessly sunny and overlit to excess, looking like a cheap painting you might find for sale at a beachfront souvenir shop.