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MFA TIME CAPSULE UNVEILING, OR OVERHEARD AT A GANGBANG PORNO SHOOT?
So, the MFA did their detective thing tonight and opened and carefully exhumed all the treasure inside the time capsule filled and buried by Sam Adams and Paul Revere. While it was exciting and interesting, with valuable coins, old state seals, papers, and so on being pulled out, simply listening ...
A RHYME CAPSULE FOR THE TIME CAPSULE
But days before historians revealed the big find / They asked how we’ll be recalled by mankind