Yeah, we hate headlines like that too. And we totally agree that those who write them should be beaten silly with a rusty spoon. Which is why this post is anonymous, kind of like Lazarus Taxon (LZRS TXN), members of which we’ve heard have been appearing randomly on stage in Boston and elsewhere wearing masks of some kind.

Details on all that coming soon, no doubt, but for now let us direct you to “The Last Metro” ft. Netousha Monroe, which appears to be a single of some sort, or at least should be. It’s remarkable that we can adore a song that so romantically and lovingly reflects on Boston’s broken subway system, but we can’t help it. This one’s a keeper …