That headline pretty much says it all, actually.
The option to have your very own ex-Gordon Ramsay-foil emblazoned on a Visa debit or credit card is now a very real one. If you’re having trouble processing this or wondering who would go for one, consider for a moment that there are people in this world so smitten with him that they have tried expressing their feelings by presenting a live Blue Jay bird in a cage as a “gift” to him, simply because of his nickname on Hell’s Kitchen (it’s the hair). Or because they live in a world where that’s considered not creepy at all. So, there’s that.
Anyway, see?
According to Santos, they’ll be rolling out and available in a couple weeks. And probably according to Santos, no, it doesn’t mean you get to shop on his dime. Especially at his own spots (Abby Lane, Back Bay Harry’s).
[Ed note: it should].
Dan is a freelance journalist and has written for publications including Vice, Esquire, the Daily Beast, Fast Company, Pacific Standard, MEL, Leafly, Thrillist, and DigBoston.
