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About BAR HAVOC

Lizzie Havoc is a Boston bartender, writer and pro-wrestler. Keep up with the Boston bar scene weekly on DigBoston.com and at www.twitter.com/BarHavoc.
Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: WHINE AND WINE

bathroom

For drunks, Thanksgiving can happen anytime. Even in a dirty bathroom. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: LOVELY EVENING

shot glasses

The tipsy ones think they can’t possibly have had six beers. Because every time they go out they like, totally can only “stomach five, at the most.” Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: THE MEDICINE

winter

With winter right around the corner, I thought I, your friendly neighborhood bartender. would share three solid tips on how to get through the next four miserable months. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: SEARCHING FOR KAREN

salem

Salem was expected to have 100,000 people milling around this year, and my friend Meg and I wanted to make sure we procured some bar seats in town. We settled into our watering hole and downed pumpkin ales and shots of Fireball. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: NOT TOO KEENE

Pumpkin-Drop

Unless you’ve been living under a pumpkin, you’ve probably heard about the Pumpkin Festival riot near Keene State College the other week. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: OF BOOZE AND BARF

hangover_600

There are a handful of sounds that exist in the universe that only bartenders understand. Our ears are trained to pick these things up from just a few feet off to entire rooms away. Say, the tap-slap of a credit card being placed down after a meal, or the clunk-splash of a 16oz glass being knocked over and spilling. And, of course, the unmistakable sploosh-splat of vomit. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: GRIDIRON TIMES

PACKERS

That said, not all in football’s orbit warms my heart. Some fans are assholes. I’m talking about you, guy at the bar who screams so loud at every play that I nearly piss my pants. I’ve dropped glassware and practically jumped out of my shoes multiple times due to your outbursts. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: ORDER UP

jamesonginger1

As you, my little droogies, have often shown, sometimes ordering isn’t as easy as you would think. Continue reading

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I’M NOT YOUR BAR MOM

pizza

There reaches a point when you should just stop, and go home while you’re ahead. Newsflash: That girl is not going to call you. She wants pizza. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: BAR-THERAPY

frued

When you work at a small bar like mine, as a professional occupation, bartending becomes something much more, something akin to barpsychotherapy. Continue reading

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LAST CALL WITH BAR HAVOC

go home

Last call means 15 minutes. If you order seven Jagerbombs and 15 beers and learn you can’t consume all that in 15 minutes, that’s your problem. It doesn’t mean you stay past 2am. Continue reading

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BAR HAVOC: THEY’RE HERE…

college

As the lights finally came up at 2am, the drunk mob slithered out all at once, girls stumbling in their heels, clinging to one another for giggling support as guys high-fived behind them. I was sticky as molasses and gasping for breath. Continue reading