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News 

JUSTICE FOR #PUPPYDOE

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Maybe Czerkawski will get starved out Orange is the New Black-style. Continue reading

Arts 

DEFEND YOURSELF: ANDREW MAYER

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“‘Cause basically there are two types of comedy that they have in their head: Hedberg one-liners and the Steven Wrights or Dane Cooks, and then there’s no other type of comedian. I think the whole point of standup is to not base yourself on anyone else.” Continue reading

LULZ Read 

REVIEW: THE STUD BOOK BY MONICA DRAKE

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Monica Drake’s first novel, Clown Girl, has been optioned for film by Kristen Wiig. When that flick gets made even your long dead grandmother will know who Monica Drake is.
And who she is, as evidenced by her new novel The Stud Book, is an author who knows how to craft a sharp satire that’s riddled with unexpectedly poignant moments. Continue reading

Arts LULZ News 

HELTER SHELTER: ADORABLES UP FOR ADOPTION

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It’s a lot like buying from a thrift shop, except for the fact that America isn’t suffering from a gross overpopulation of used garments, and those bell bottoms from the ’70s don’t purr like you’d hope… Continue reading

Arts LULZ News 

HELTER SHELTER: ADORABLES UP FOR ADOPTION

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Whether you are looking for a fluffy cat, eager to spread love and purr the night away, or a big dog that would love nothing more than to chase a frisbee (perfect half time show for an ultimate frisbee game), we’ve got you covered. Continue reading

Sex 

SAVAGE LOVE: HURRY ONWARD, LEMMIWINKS

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To begin, I would like to make a controversial statement: I have never had a gerbil in my a$$. Continue reading