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2013 YEAR IN REVIEW: THE YEAR IN WACKADOO CONSPIRACY THEORIES

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Those things considered, here are four of the strangest and disrespectfully stupid conspiracy theories that caught our attention in 2013. Continue reading

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TOUCH THE WONDER: BOB SEGER IS A WEREWOLF

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Yes, Bob Seger, the man who sings the only songs that can make your dad cry, is in fact a werewolf. Sometimes as a journalist you’re presented with a story so shocking, so reality damning, that you have no choice but to present it without any scientific evidence to back it up. Because the truth is just too important to wait for crap like the facts to catch up. Wonder up sucka. Continue reading

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TOUCH THE WONDER: UNDERSTANDING THE ’80S

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The beloved Michael J.Fox cinematic masterwork known as Teen Wolf is actually a racist parable about the 1980s white man’s fear of the black man’s perceived athletic superiority. Predator is the ultimate homoerotic ’80s action movie, or does it only want you to think it is? Why the ’80s were like Return Of The Jedi and the horrifying and wonderful hidden message of E.T. that threatens to forever tear asunder how you look at the decade where the ’60s cuts its hair and got a real job. Continue reading

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PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES: NIBURU

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To some, conspiracy theorist and researcher of phenomena R.J. Rodrigue may be the guy next door. You might consider him your reliable neighbor, a family man, someone you can sit down and have a beer with. To others he’s the guy trying to make your head explode with his conspiracy theories of our secret universe and maladjusted environment. According to R.J. Rodrigue, he is no crackpot. He’s simply trying to campaign his fantastic beliefs … Continue reading

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DEAR READER, WE ARE ALL GANGSTERS NOW

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I’m not encouraging anyone to go rob a bank or torture and kill someone, but I am saying that the capture of Whitey completes a kind of feedback loop wherein the FBI uses an informant for over a decade, only to let him go for 16 years and finally capture him. Continue reading

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NETWORK AWESOME: UFO NAZI CONSPIRACY

Nazi UFOs: Probably Not Real. Seriously. by Joe Demartino
Some conspiracy theories actually make you stop and think. Like… oh… any of the ones about why the T stops when it does (Elvis is involved. So is Tom Menino). Others are less plausible. This is one of the latter.
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