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Food and Drinks 

I’M NOT YOUR BAR MOM

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There reaches a point when you should just stop, and go home while you’re ahead. Newsflash: That girl is not going to call you. She wants pizza. Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC’S BACK TO SCHOOL BAR COMMANDMENTS

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Sure, summers are crazy here, but there is nothing like the last week of August and the first few weeks of September. With their fake ID’s in hand and a glint in their eye, these children will do anything to get past the bouncers to consume as many Jager-bombs as possible. Continue reading

Food and Drinks Opinion 

BAR HAVOC: SURVIVING THE FALL

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With the windows open, the cool, almost autumn breeze flows in. I’ve been bringing a light jacket out with me at night for those cool evenings when the heat produced from a slug of Fireball Whisky isn’t enough. Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: STAGE 5 CLINGER

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The girl, confused and in a bind, told me: “He never came back. I waited and waited, and I even had him paged to come back to the front of the store, but he never came back. What if he thinks I was kidnapped?” Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: TINDER LOVE

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We met at a bar (where it took three shots of Fireball Whiskey to calm me down before he even arrived.) He walked in and I wanted to laugh. He was so much shorter than I imagined, but still, really cute. We got along well and I loved that he didn’t know anything about me. I wasn’t Mike’s ex, or Dave’s ex, or a wrestler, or a bartender. Just a stranger. Continue reading

LULZ Opinion 

BAR HAVOC: WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP

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When did we go from carefree children to grown children with a lot of serious responsibility? Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: BUSTED

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There’s one rule we behind the bar want you to remember when visiting us: don’t act like an asshole. Continue reading

Uncategorized 

BAR HAVOC: NO SPIKING THE KETCHUP

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BEING A DICK SOMETIMES INVOLVES CONDIMENTS. Continue reading

LULZ 

THE P-LINE

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Don’t be this girl. Just don’t. Continue reading

Food and Drinks LULZ 

BAR HAVOC: SURVIVING THE JAMESON BARTENDER’S BALL

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For the fourth year in a row, Bar Havoc and her liver make it through the drunkest event of the season … Continue reading

LULZ 

BAR HAVOC: THE BITTER TRUTH

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Sometimes even Bar Havoc has a bad day, goddammit. Continue reading

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