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Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: STAGE 5 CLINGER

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The girl, confused and in a bind, told me: “He never came back. I waited and waited, and I even had him paged to come back to the front of the store, but he never came back. What if he thinks I was kidnapped?” Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: TINDER LOVE

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We met at a bar (where it took three shots of Fireball Whiskey to calm me down before he even arrived.) He walked in and I wanted to laugh. He was so much shorter than I imagined, but still, really cute. We got along well and I loved that he didn’t know anything about me. I wasn’t Mike’s ex, or Dave’s ex, or a wrestler, or a bartender. Just a stranger. Continue reading

LULZ Opinion 

BAR HAVOC: WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP

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When did we go from carefree children to grown children with a lot of serious responsibility? Continue reading

Food and Drinks 

BAR HAVOC: BUSTED

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There’s one rule we behind the bar want you to remember when visiting us: don’t act like an asshole. Continue reading

Uncategorized 

BAR HAVOC: NO SPIKING THE KETCHUP

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BEING A DICK SOMETIMES INVOLVES CONDIMENTS. Continue reading

LULZ 

THE P-LINE

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Don’t be this girl. Just don’t. Continue reading

Food and Drinks LULZ 

BAR HAVOC: SURVIVING THE JAMESON BARTENDER’S BALL

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For the fourth year in a row, Bar Havoc and her liver make it through the drunkest event of the season … Continue reading

LULZ 

BAR HAVOC: THE BITTER TRUTH

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Sometimes even Bar Havoc has a bad day, goddammit. Continue reading

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LULZ 

BAR HAVOC: THE 5 PAINS OF CHRISTMAS

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“I don’t know what’s in eggnog, but I know that five mug-fulls is too many mug-fulls.” Continue reading

Sex 

BAR HAVOC: HOPELESS?

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Can or should I still want for somebody who isn’t picture perfect? Is love really enough? Continue reading

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